A long time ago

Many many days ago there was an old man with seven dogs.
He kept his dogs in prime condition, with sleek coats and rabid tongues.
The dogs loved their old man and kept him warm and sexually pleasured.
One day the old man went out into the woods to find some Megaberries, but he never came back.
The dogs were not worried at first because the old man would sometimes go out and not be back for a few hours later than he said.
But after many hours passed the dogs became worried, and so they all left the house in search of him.
Dilly Dally Dog picked up his scent straight away and charged in its direction.
Sloppy Bo Dog searched in all of his favourite nooks, but found no evidence of old man.
Gilligan Dog transformed into a large bird and flew overhead to try and find old man, but had no success.
Mulligan Nose Dog turned into a pile of stones and could not change back.
Egg Fanascio Dog searched sand and soil for old man but found only sand and soil.
Murky Waters Dog searched the sea and found all manner of critters that were not old man.
And Bellico Balabodaobo Dog searched for old man in the corny fields and found him!
Old man was lost in the corny fields after chasing a rather cheeky Nose-Worm that has taken his berries. Bellico Balabodaobo Dog turned into an Elk and old man rode upon his back all the way home.
His home was a small cottage made of wooden logs laying horizontally and stacked to the roof, which was made of yellow straw and twigs. The front door was made of solid grey granite, but it was no trouble for old man to open, he was a mighty beast of a man.
Once home old man took Bellico Balabodaobo Dog to bed, as he plunged his broken and cobbled penis into Bellico Balabadaobo Dog he cried out "look out below!"

THE END

sand

a long time ago before man or carrion there was sand
sand o mighty called upon by ancient gods to reign the land and sky
before mammal or lizard it lay upon the earth with golden shine
it lay there for millenia waiting to be awoken by the beasts that would someday rise from within
and from within came a power so great
a power never before seen
a power known to all as soy
this is the story of sand and how the world came to be

old planbaot saw an empty space within the universe a place untouched by the other seeds
planbaot saw opportunity, for within this universe he had only seen darkness, and within it was only the distant stars to gaze upon
planbaot felt alone and so he decided it was time to create something new
something never before seen
from within the depth of his mind planbaot conjured a power so great and placed it inside his small arena

within this arena were several other planets that he had created, his planet of molten earth, several formations of spherical gas clouds, an ice moon and an aquatic planet
all was boring in this vast space of bland formations
and so planbaot created his masterpiece, a planet composed completely of sand
sand was an unkown supstance to the other great seedy, for they had all lifeless and deserted planets, but to planbaot the land of sand would be the very first self sustaining planet, one of great comfort and enjoyment

within his planet the sand flowed freely, consuming all else, and all that was consumed was to be digested and would re-emerge as sand.
for millenia and decades this planet of sand ruled supreme, besting all the other great seeds work with its divine power

and so planbaot was consumed with happiness, planbaot was so in love with his planet of sand that not only did he admire it, he wished to become one with it
and so planbaot released a part of himself, one of his eyes, as a great seed has many
planbaot sent the eye to the core of the sandy planet to be consumed and so emerge as sand

planbaot thought his plan ingenious, yet he was yet to realise the great darkness within
and a great darkness it would be
for many years planbaots eye resided within the sand planet, and planbaot grew impatient, for he wished to see himself emerge as grand sand.

planbaots impatience would be his folly, for he sent more eyes, more and more of himself into the sand planet, he payed no attention to how little of himself was left, and one day planbaot sent the very last part of himself to the heart of the sand planet

and there he saw an eternal darkness, one from which no exit, no escape was fathomable
planbaot had forsaken his strength as a great seed, to become part of this sand planet

ages passed, and planbaot was all but forgotten among the now ancient seeds
so long had passed that a new seed had taken his place, unkowing of the danger that lurked within the mysterious planet of sand
this new son payed no attention to the planet, as, being a new seed, he thought it useless and weak
...but so wrong he was

for the new seed had been forcing stray earth together, preparing a new planet, one which he thought would be the only life sustaining planet
blind to his own ambition the new seed continued to increase the size of this new planet, and had not seen how large the sand planet had become

another age passed and the new planet had grown to its optimum size, matching that of the sand planet, the new seed was proud and turned his eye to that of the now imposing sand planet, he understood not what had happened here long ago
for it was now emitting a sound, a murmur among the dead metropolis that was the universe, uncaring he turned a blind eye and continued to maintain construction of the new planet

now we look to the sand planet, to its ghostlike plains of sand
it was in all an amazing planet, sand being the greatest of all elements
and on the surface the planet was beautiful, a wonder to the eyes pleasing in its sands of eternal time
but as with all things in the reality in which we exist, the surface is merely a cover over the true existance of a being, and deep within was held the truth behind the planet of sand

within the depths of the golden grain there was a deep pit
a pit in which sorrow and hatred had been brewing for more than a thousand ages
for this to be comprehendable one must understand that an age is roughly 2150 human years
and for hatred and sorrow to be brewing for this long without end, is a long time, and a lot of hatred

for within this vast darkness planbaot had been consumed by the sand, but outsmarted by his own creation planbaot would not become sand, he was destined for an act of great evil, and, aware of his own mistake planbaot was now so full of rage that he would act out in his defence, and for thousands of ages he had been gathering his power

though once again planbaot would be outsmarted, for all along the sand had been expecting this
upon his finaly moment of gathering his energies planbaot released a collosal burst of pure energy
the energy spread through the universe in what we could call a split second and then it was gone

all of the great seeds had been killed, their sentient being destroyed to remain a hulking husk of burning elements
and
upon the planet that had been created by the former new seed, life suddenly appeared it started out small, and formed into larger and more complex being and now as i write this we exist in a stage of creation in which humanity dominates the planet

and what ever happened to the sand planet?
the pure energy had created a point of immense gravity, so much that would create what we call a "black hole" but, the copious sand surrounding it had been sucked in, along with other elements and chunks of earth nearby to create a planet resembling a scar
a burnt and dead planet, that once again has been gathering sand
a planet known to us as mars

but one day
after ages have passed
there will once again emerge an grand seed
one to ressurect the dead

and he will repair the scarred universe that we live in
but neither you or i will live to see the day
and so within its own importance lies a fact that is uninteresting to some
but without knowledge there is no power
and with no power there is no sand
but that is enough for now

on a final note i must say
i beg for the day when sand will rain from the skies once again
and for planbaot to arise king of all

Farthee Walker

Farthee Walker, hardly a talker
in search of disorder
that old Farthee Walker

Carts claps hollington dale
Daring to tap the old curraway shale
can you see the water deep be it may
but see you its depths in fear and dismay

old Farthee Walker saw down
all depths unkown to you and me
all those depths did he see

but walk alone he did
and walk he did not
for in this water
he swam

cold thick and dark be the water
to most horrors unseen
but old Farthee Walker saw
and feared not this dark sea

for down in the depths
he did see
the lost love of his
the old oaken tree

nor sardine or perch
nor finned beast or whale
not crustacean or tutrle
no

only oak saw Farthee
and that may it be
the forest below
sun did it not see

but large oaken friend
with nor light nor guide
did Farthee descend
to heed its lone cry

for hidden within
the canopy great
lay a deep seeded beast
the beast you call hate

and Farthee indeed
had searched all alon
for hate unseen
to sing his death song

to unleash unbridled power
upon friend and foe alike
hatred unfathomable
to Farthee's delight

death in his wake
from the sea of depths unknown
Farthee swam back
to greet unpleasant shallows

but found did he
old hairy Farthee
that within embracing his hate
had he lost his breath back
for the surface to make.

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