Its been a while but im back

ok well heres a few reasons why i havent been posting lately
firstly i fucked up my operating system once, that required reinstallation but i kept my stuff
secondly i install flyff, run, error, manual reset which was accompanied by full hdd wipe
thirdly this is the first day ive actually sat in front of the computerr too bored to do anything else

haha so heres a post
i dunno if i shud just make a story
ok ill just make one since u insist mr clam slapper

one day in Simon Hunterback's berry feild three small gnomes dug their way out of the earth. One gnome was called Ferburt. The gnomes had a small villa in the outer suburbs that they usually lived in, but then they stopped, they decided to live in the ground. In fact it seems to be Ferburt's fault that they have surfaced, it was his turn to dig and drag the cart. Now he has dug into the surface and has emerged into a large field of berries. The other gnomes seem annoyed, awoken from their slumber by fresh air and berries, they turn to Ferburt, "why are we in a feild of berries Ferburt?"
"i am not quite sure friend but what should i do?"
"hassle the quale master, he has the canned trees."
"ah yes, how could i forget"
Ferburt began digging again, and so the gnomes embarked on their tunnel adventure once again, Ferburt diggin, and the other two sitting in the cart drinking Milk. Ferburt was digging one day and found an empty cavern, with his soy torch he looked around the cavern to discover hand sized stamps hanging from the roof like bats, flying around to walls looking for grubs to eat.
Ferburt took out his shot-rifle and fired some shots at the stamps, one stamp was hit and was instantly set alight. The other stamps stopped with their behaviour and turned to this source of light that was attacking them. The stamps charged the gnomes, teeth bared. The gnomes took out their spoons and began beating at the stamps, the stamps screaming in pain, invigorated the gnomes and they began thrashing wildly at the stamps, with all their might and fury the gnomes defeated the stamps. They now inhabit their caverns, all old and wrinkley those gnomes with untold power and wisdom. Noone to this day has found them and noone ever will the end.