Star Wars: The Untold Story: Episode I

Darth Vader stood aloft a large sand beast and beckoned forth Crab Soldiers to engage the Rebels hiding under some beaver skins. Crab Soldiers had come into serve the Empire over the shitty Stormtroopers as they had crappy plastic armour and could be raped by several Ewoks.

Brak-Lork a Tusken Raider watched the spectacle of the Imperials battling the Rebels across the sand dunes, not just any mere sand dunes, HIS SAND DUNES, sacred site of the sand people where they would gather sand for festivals of dance and singing. He held high his gaffi stick and cried a howl for Tusken reinforcements, and as Old Ben Kenobi would say; theyll be back, and in greater numbers too.