A long time ago

Many many days ago there was an old man with seven dogs.
He kept his dogs in prime condition, with sleek coats and rabid tongues.
The dogs loved their old man and kept him warm and sexually pleasured.
One day the old man went out into the woods to find some Megaberries, but he never came back.
The dogs were not worried at first because the old man would sometimes go out and not be back for a few hours later than he said.
But after many hours passed the dogs became worried, and so they all left the house in search of him.
Dilly Dally Dog picked up his scent straight away and charged in its direction.
Sloppy Bo Dog searched in all of his favourite nooks, but found no evidence of old man.
Gilligan Dog transformed into a large bird and flew overhead to try and find old man, but had no success.
Mulligan Nose Dog turned into a pile of stones and could not change back.
Egg Fanascio Dog searched sand and soil for old man but found only sand and soil.
Murky Waters Dog searched the sea and found all manner of critters that were not old man.
And Bellico Balabodaobo Dog searched for old man in the corny fields and found him!
Old man was lost in the corny fields after chasing a rather cheeky Nose-Worm that has taken his berries. Bellico Balabodaobo Dog turned into an Elk and old man rode upon his back all the way home.
His home was a small cottage made of wooden logs laying horizontally and stacked to the roof, which was made of yellow straw and twigs. The front door was made of solid grey granite, but it was no trouble for old man to open, he was a mighty beast of a man.
Once home old man took Bellico Balabodaobo Dog to bed, as he plunged his broken and cobbled penis into Bellico Balabadaobo Dog he cried out "look out below!"

THE END