Why hello there magical trickster!

Why hello, i said, that i did i said it and of course it is true that its said!
Why hello there magical trickster of mystical blisters!
And what it is that you would ask, it is what to ask of me, that it was the reply?
A piece of time, time that is yours, maybe now, maybe earlier or maybe in the near future?
Why of course, why not take all three my ludicrous friend!
And of couse i would, yes you know, i would repay you in kind, with time of mine and smiles all day!
That sounds rather fancy, maybe later, i am of course not quite sure what you want yet!
ah yes, my point that was, my initial request is that you show me a wonderous trick!
A trick? of course, i am the magical trickster after all!

HAHA i boomed! My satisfaction is almost overreaction, pure pleasure of great traction!
To say the least im pleasured thoroughly by your enthusiastic mouth motion!
Well then, care, would you, to show me this trick, oh be it enticing? be it captivating?
That i am not sure, and neither are you young fellow, for you see as the magical trickster my tricks are tricky and tricky they be for you cannot watch and see!
Ooh i said smoothly, does this mean you will surprise me?
Of course not! a surprise is a prize for captive eyes, and your eyes young man are less captive than they may well be!
But that is not true, i am captively awed by you, o' wonderous lord!
Is that so?
It is so!
Is it?
Yes i do beleive it is!

Then watch closely my young man
Of course!
Tricks and traps on the tar bean claps put your hands out straight and *POOF!*
He was gone!