Surly Socks

Surly Socks loved his clocks and with his hands he would pleasure theirs.
Watch out! Surly Socks is on his way, what do we see today?
His eyes are red with hate and his shoulders raised,
heavy breaths heave through his body...
oh no, someone stole his clocks!

Surly Socks hath had stolen his clocks!
Look out for angry Surly Socks,
he'll swap your teeth and lick your jocks
give him clocks, all the clocks!

The finest clocks from Greensworth Abbey
the smallest clocks from Linchthorpes Tarp
Large grandfathers, none other would he rather
Seven wrist watchers, for magical Surly Socks

Surly raised a large sandy banner,
the centre of town was shadowed for its monstrous size
upon the banner it stood, a warning for all to see
"Steal the clocks, if you must, but dare not to theive from me!"

A message well learnt by town and tourist,
to steal not a surly socks clock,
though they understood his ways, the could not condone his demeanour
"we have an example to set for the children yet,
we cannot allow them to see, rage displayed for you and me"
"Respect must be learnt! Banish surly, his punishment, to teach the children!"

Surly was banished by the towns bird leaders, and so he ventured
all his new clocks on his back borne satchel,
a tear filled his left eye, as he half looked back in remorse,
Four million years he spent, living in his shack, on the street named Bent
Four million years he spent, watching the town grow, watching it through times hard and times bountiful.

But now he had to leave, and suddenly he realised,
a journey..nay! an Adventure would surely be the result of his leaving
Surly Socks took his first steps on the road to nowhere,
without a plan, without a care
he would travel to the ends of the earth,
he would become the master of the clocks!